Dear Google Search

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Dear Google Search,

Back in the day, I chose you because you were simpler, better and faster than the other upstarts vying for my attention.

But in recent months, things have become downright impossible between us. Every time I ask you something, you put up a fight. You make so many silly, false or baffling assumptions that I have to constantly find new ways to trick you into looking for what I actually need.

It’s exhausting.

We used to collaborate on so many subjects. Now I only reach for your « help » as a last resort, because you’ve become such an obnoxious, opinionated pain in the ass.

Stop trying to guess what my actual intentions are. Even humans suck at that game.

Just fucking listen for a change.

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